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OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby oneandonly » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:06 am

    

This thread is intended to our fellow forumers who are single. :-D


While being in a relationship can have its own charms, most people agree that being single is the best romantic situation possible.

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So for all you dumped and weeping souls, Mensxp.com brings you a list of reasons why being single is a good thing.

1. Thy Will Be Done!

One look at those poor blokes in a relationship is enough to bring to mind the evils of slavery. A relationship is nothing but bondage, and not even the sexy kind. You constantly need to seek approval from your spouse or girlfriend for everything under the sun, from what tie you should be wearing to what food you should be eating. One can cite examples of some wretched souls who cannot even urinate without seeking permission first. Is that a kind of life you want for yourself? Being single means that you are the master of all you survey, the sole captain of your ship. You can blissfully roll out of bed in the late afternoon, without having to endure a nagging partner belting angry sopranos about your irresponsibility. No one will ever tell you to tuck your shirt in if you don’t want to. Nobody shall wish to correct you if you wish to fling your towel on the bed, and leave it there. You will be the God of your own space. Sweet, isn’t it?

2. No Awkward ‘We-Need-To-Talk’ Moments

While men around the world claim to be fearless in every respect, when it comes to talking about ‘where this relationship is going’ they all end up cowering in desolate corners, praying for their dear lives. What can one say? If this truly was a patriarchal society, then the dear patriarchs would have abolished this evaluation altogether. This situation is awkward in innumerable ways. Women borderline emotional wrecks and a single wrong gesture can have them emptying their tear glands for dear life. Let’s face it, men are averse to emotions. Neither do they indulge in crying nor can they handle criers well. Being single means never having to deal with situations like these. The only time you get to tear up is when you laugh really hard.

3. Gawk at Anyone

Women do not understand the beauty of being endowed with sight. Having sight means having the ability to stare at anything under the sun like the hills, the vales, the rippling rivers, a beautiful day and even the sensuous feminine contours along the back of an attractive lady. Staring isn’t a crime. It is simple, satisfying and far from illegal. It is just one of the few perks that a guy gets to enjoy and thanks to our ‘loving’ partners, even this is rendered undoable. What is left to enjoy if men cannot visually feast on feminine beauty? Being single means having no one to shoot dirty looks at you for letting your eyes roam astray, leaving you to feel as happy as a hungry bunny in a field full of carrots.

4. Rampant Bed Space

Woe to the girlfriend who sleeps on the pretence of kicking her morbidly tired partner all night! Women have the most annoying habit of controlling everything in sight. They will tell you how to stand, how to move and even how to sleep! Some are paranoid enough to demarcate bed space clearly. One can regale the male population with fearful predicaments of the men who dared to bypass the meticulously set borders, but why scare you any further? Being single means that you can occupy all the bed space and sleep in peace, without having to play tug-of-war for the blanket. You can sleep with your legs on the headboard, or even roll off the edges and never have anyone to complain about it.

5. Saving Money

The biggest hassle of being in a relationship is having no control over your cash outflow. God save your soul and pocket if you have a high-maintenance partner! She’ll max out your credit card for insignificant things like her dog’s manicure, eyelash lengthening and buying the entire department store in a single visit. Not to be sexist, but the only task women perform with perfection is spending money! Men in relationships have had their pockets screeching in agony over the amounts of money spent in pampering their girlfriends. What can one do? Women proverbially hold us by the balls, crushing any hopes of freedom whatsoever. Either you lose money when you give in to her desires or you still lose your sanity if you don’t. Being single, on the other hand, reunites you with your full budget, leaving you to sing happy crooning lullabies of togetherness. With no money to lose, you can store it for future emergencies or use it for your own good.

6. Spend Time with Your Friends

To the girlfriend, a ‘boy’s night-out’ is always an out-of-bounds forage into infidelity. While she flutters her eye lashes in utter approval of her friends, no matter how skanky they might be, she’ll always hold her partner’s friends in contempt for reasons that transcend all sense. For every commonplace anomaly she will blame his friends as if they were a gang of criminals roaming around scot-free. From a leaky pipe to split ends, it seems that everything under the sun has his friends to blame. She will throw surreptitious glances when they come home to watch the game or lurk around in shady corners to catch them leading her boyfriend to infidelity. Being single means getting rid of this psychotic woman and spending some quality time with your friends. Now you can do your heart’s desire, without having to worry about a moody girlfriend waiting to pounce on you at home.


Singlehood has perks fantastic enough to make even the most committed of men reconsider their decisions. Here’s hope that the above-mentioned points drive some sense into men and let them make proper choices in life.


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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby kurtij » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:13 am

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IT IS FUN,,,

BUT WHAT MAKES IT BORING IS THIS KINDA THINKING:
"IM WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON"

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Postby callmemike » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:29 am

it really depends on the state of mind of a person. it depends on how he views and deals with the thought of him being single.
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Postby ogre » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:44 am

c00kie wrote:Aminin natin: HINDI MASAYA. :-j


:=p I AGREE
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Postby ogre » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:57 am

yung tipong, kakakuha mo lang ng sahod (TAX EXEMPT), then napromote ka, then nanalo ka sa casino, then nabili mo yung iphone 5 ng 90%off. lahat yan nangyare sa isang araw. tapos naglalakad ka sa BGC, may couple na super sweet, may flowers pang hawak yung isa, with gift pa. tapos may background music kasi anniversary nila. biglang luluhod si boy then magproprose ng kasal. AY ANG SAYA SAYA MAGING SINGLE =;)) =;)) =;))
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Postby vainbitch » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:07 am

masaya at first.pero habang tumatagal, HINDI! hahahaha
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Postby Papa Johan » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:31 am

sa sobrang sarap maging single, minsan NAKAKAUMAY na rin! =;))
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Postby Papa Johan » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:35 am

wanna share this thought: :-*

MARRIED is good but SINGLE just might be BETTER!

Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be. Single gives your SPACE to grow. Sometimes it is harder to grow when you are too close to someone. Trees are planted far apart so they can spread their branches and become strong as they mature.

Single means you have the time to live by yourself. However, that is no more difficult than learning to live with somebody else. Single means FREEDOM. You are free to spend a week's vacation on the beach, to take computer courses, to work late on an interesting project, to spend the day in bed with a good book or simply with a person who has read one.

Single means learning not to need a man/woman to make your life meaningful but learning to live with a man/woman because you want to be with him/her. Single means that sometimes you will wonder why you will bite your lip and feel wistful and wonder if marriage is better. Ironically, yet quite happily, single is feeling good about being in control of your life. It is liking and respecting who you are and why you are. Single is realizing that married is not necessarily better, it is merely different.

Single means that there could be something wonderful around the corner and you can take advantage of it. SINGLE MEANS YOU ARE FREE TO LOVE AGAIN.

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Postby DEMIGOD* » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:36 am

Sana matagpuan ko na siya. :">
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Postby gemsparks » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:44 am

After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))
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Postby Jess Destiny » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:56 am

Being single is fun because YOU CAN FLIRT as many guy as you want. Kidding!



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Postby Anton_Diva » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:26 am

sorry this thread is not for me. charot!
minsan naiingit akes sa mga single ladies....
kasi iba ibang putahe ang pwede nilang tikman.
unlike me, everyday menudo ang laman ng ref.
nkakaumay! talande lang. charice! =b
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Postby callmemike » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:57 am

gemsparks wrote:After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))


the disadvantage of being single is having an inactive sex life either by choice or not or sex life not as active as those who have their partners in their lives.

but, being single gives you the chance to know yourself and only when you learn how to cope with living a single life will you learn how to love yourself more.
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Postby frederick » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:11 am

callmemike wrote:
gemsparks wrote:After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))


the disadvantage of being single is having an inactive sex life either by choice or not or sex life not as active as those who have their partners in their lives.

but, being single gives you the chance to know yourself and only when you learn how to cope with living a single life will you learn how to love yourself more.

I beg to dis-agree, bakit ako active parin ako sa sexlife kahit single. I think mas-active pa nga ang single kaysa sa married kaseh nakatali na, wala ng laya. Mas okay ang buhay kapag nagagawa mo ang gusto mo at walang pumipigil sayo. Ang disadvantage na nakikita ko sa pagiging single ay hindi ka magkakasupling. Pero pwede namang mag-ala Joel Cruz diba? :%)) :%)) :%))
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Postby HARAYA » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:22 am


Being single is fun until you realize all your friends already have partners and share each others experiences and you just sit there in silence because you have nothing to share. :|
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Postby frederick » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:27 am

AngHaraya wrote:
Being single is fun until you realize all your friends already have partners and share each others experiences and you just sit there in silence because you have nothing to share. :|

Girl, Boy, Bakla o Tomboy? 8-> 8-> 8->
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Postby callmemike » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:31 am

frederick wrote:
callmemike wrote:
gemsparks wrote:After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))


the disadvantage of being single is having an inactive sex life either by choice or not or sex life not as active as those who have their partners in their lives.

but, being single gives you the chance to know yourself and only when you learn how to cope with living a single life will you learn how to love yourself more.


I beg to dis-agree, bakit ako active parin ako sa sexlife kahit single. I think mas-active pa nga ang single kaysa sa married kaseh nakatali na, wala ng laya. Mas okay ang buhay kapag nagagawa mo ang gusto mo at walang pumipigil sayo. Ang disadvantage na nakikita ko sa pagiging single ay hindi ka magkakasupling. Pero pwede namang mag-ala Joel Cruz diba?
:%)) :%)) :%))


actually, you are an exception to the rule. good for you. you can't say the same thing for the rest of the single people out there. married men and women can always touch their partners if they want it to. even if single people feel that itch and don't have the means to release it but only through his hands or toys, there is nothing left for him but do it.

how many single men find sexual pleasure conveniently in masturbating than in hiring the services of people who can satisfy that biological need?
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Postby HARAYA » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:32 am

frederick wrote:
AngHaraya wrote:
Being single is fun until you realize all your friends already have partners and share each others experiences and you just sit there in silence because you have nothing to share. :|

Girl, Boy, Bakla o Tomboy? 8-> 8-> 8->


Apat na girls, isang beki ang college clique ko. Ako lang single. Imagine the horror pag nagusap na sila. :%))
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frederick wrote:
callmemike wrote:
gemsparks wrote:After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))


the disadvantage of being single is having an inactive sex life either by choice or not or sex life not as active as those who have their partners in their lives.

but, being single gives you the chance to know yourself and only when you learn how to cope with living a single life will you learn how to love yourself more.

I beg to dis-agree, bakit ako active parin ako sa sexlife kahit single. I think mas-active pa nga ang single kaysa sa married kaseh nakatali na, wala ng laya. Mas okay ang buhay kapag nagagawa mo ang gusto mo at walang pumipigil sayo. Ang disadvantage na nakikita ko sa pagiging single ay hindi ka magkakasupling. Pero pwede namang mag-ala Joel Cruz diba? :%)) :%)) :%))


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callmemike wrote:
frederick wrote:
callmemike wrote:
gemsparks wrote:After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))


the disadvantage of being single is having an inactive sex life either by choice or not or sex life not as active as those who have their partners in their lives.

but, being single gives you the chance to know yourself and only when you learn how to cope with living a single life will you learn how to love yourself more.


I beg to dis-agree, bakit ako active parin ako sa sexlife kahit single. I think mas-active pa nga ang single kaysa sa married kaseh nakatali na, wala ng laya. Mas okay ang buhay kapag nagagawa mo ang gusto mo at walang pumipigil sayo. Ang disadvantage na nakikita ko sa pagiging single ay hindi ka magkakasupling. Pero pwede namang mag-ala Joel Cruz diba?
:%)) :%)) :%))


actually, you are an exception to the rule. good for you. you can't say the same thing for the rest of the single people out there. married men and women can always touch their partners if they want it to. even if single people feel that itch and don't have the means to release it but only through his hands or toys, there is nothing left for him but do it.

how many single men find sexual pleasure conveniently in masturbating than in hiring the services of people who can satisfy that biological need?

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Postby frederick » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:47 am

AngHaraya wrote:
frederick wrote:
AngHaraya wrote:
Being single is fun until you realize all your friends already have partners and share each others experiences and you just sit there in silence because you have nothing to share. :|

Girl, Boy, Bakla o Tomboy? 8-> 8-> 8->


Apat na girls, isang beki ang college clique ko. Ako lang single. Imagine the horror pag nagusap na sila. :%))

Inggit ba o Insecure lang? Pwede ka namang magshare ng experiences mo sa mga friends mo. I'm Just here sweetie. :%)) :%)) :%)) :%)) :%)) :-*
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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby callmemike » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:11 am

frederick wrote:
callmemike wrote:
frederick wrote:
callmemike wrote:
gemsparks wrote:After pleasuring yourself,you don't have to worry about acquiring sexually transmitted diseases.lol =;)) =;)) =;))


the disadvantage of being single is having an inactive sex life either by choice or not or sex life not as active as those who have their partners in their lives.

but, being single gives you the chance to know yourself and only when you learn how to cope with living a single life will you learn how to love yourself more.


I beg to dis-agree, bakit ako active parin ako sa sexlife kahit single. I think mas-active pa nga ang single kaysa sa married kaseh nakatali na, wala ng laya. Mas okay ang buhay kapag nagagawa mo ang gusto mo at walang pumipigil sayo. Ang disadvantage na nakikita ko sa pagiging single ay hindi ka magkakasupling. Pero pwede namang mag-ala Joel Cruz diba?
:%)) :%)) :%))


actually, you are an exception to the rule. good for you. you can't say the same thing for the rest of the single people out there. married men and women can always touch their partners if they want it to. even if single people feel that itch and don't have the means to release it but only through his hands or toys, there is nothing left for him but do it.

how many single men find sexual pleasure conveniently in masturbating than in hiring the services of people who can satisfy that biological need?

Hindi naman kamay ang ginagamit ko, Unan. ha ha ha ha!Hindi din naman ako naghahahire. Sa ganda kung ito...ang daming lumalapit sa akin at natsutsupa.ha ha ha ha ha =;)) =;)) =;)) =;)) =;)) =;))


kaya pala, dinadaan mo sa ganda.
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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby whitedawn » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:16 am

masaya pero minsan isip2x din na sana meron ako ulit mahal ^_^
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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby LeeTeuk » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:13 pm

c00kie wrote:Aminin natin: HINDI MASAYA. :-j



Malungkot. :%((
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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby jewelle » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:09 pm

after having a serious relationship for almost 2 yrs., live-in.... wala na akong interest/naka seryoso na iba., i dont know... nakikipag flirt and date ako sa iba., after nun... pero not as serious as i was with my x-hubby.... i always compare.... yung x-hubby ko... sya lng talaga ang nakatuklas ng kiliti ko.... cya lng ang nagpa ikot ng mundo ko.... kahit harap harapan na nya akong ginagago... pero he knew how to justify it everytime... kahit ilang beses ko ng nahuli na nambabae cya., pero pinapatawad at tinatanggap ko pa rin cya.... kahit ilang eskandalo na nangyari sa min... cya pa rin.... ewan ko ba.... bulag-bulagan lng ang eksena ko dati.... pero nung dumating na sa point na na realize ko na hindi na tama.... ako na ang umayaw.... ang sakit., graveh.... kaya pinili kong bumyahe at mag abroad.... hayun., it was a healing process.... nakatulong sa tlaga sa kin.... kaya after nun... may nagugustuhan ako., at eventually we ended up dating... pero., lagi kung kinukumpara... i always see to it., that this new guy will surpass what my x-hubby did..... but nahhhhh.... wala pa din.... kaya ngayon.... im single... but not lonely.....

ooppppsss.... im sorry... na carried away na nman ako.... huhuhuhuhu
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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby OboyM » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:29 pm

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This thread is intended to our fellow forumers who are single. :-D


While being in a relationship can have its own charms, most people agree that being single is the best romantic situation possible.

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So for all you dumped and weeping souls, Mensxp.com brings you a list of reasons why being single is a good thing.

1. Thy Will Be Done!

One look at those poor blokes in a relationship is enough to bring to mind the evils of slavery. A relationship is nothing but bondage, and not even the sexy kind. You constantly need to seek approval from your spouse or girlfriend for everything under the sun, from what tie you should be wearing to what food you should be eating. One can cite examples of some wretched souls who cannot even urinate without seeking permission first. Is that a kind of life you want for yourself? Being single means that you are the master of all you survey, the sole captain of your ship. You can blissfully roll out of bed in the late afternoon, without having to endure a nagging partner belting angry sopranos about your irresponsibility. No one will ever tell you to tuck your shirt in if you don’t want to. Nobody shall wish to correct you if you wish to fling your towel on the bed, and leave it there. You will be the God of your own space. Sweet, isn’t it?

2. No Awkward ‘We-Need-To-Talk’ Moments

While men around the world claim to be fearless in every respect, when it comes to talking about ‘where this relationship is going’ they all end up cowering in desolate corners, praying for their dear lives. What can one say? If this truly was a patriarchal society, then the dear patriarchs would have abolished this evaluation altogether. This situation is awkward in innumerable ways. Women borderline emotional wrecks and a single wrong gesture can have them emptying their tear glands for dear life. Let’s face it, men are averse to emotions. Neither do they indulge in crying nor can they handle criers well. Being single means never having to deal with situations like these. The only time you get to tear up is when you laugh really hard.

3. Gawk at Anyone

Women do not understand the beauty of being endowed with sight. Having sight means having the ability to stare at anything under the sun like the hills, the vales, the rippling rivers, a beautiful day and even the sensuous feminine contours along the back of an attractive lady. Staring isn’t a crime. It is simple, satisfying and far from illegal. It is just one of the few perks that a guy gets to enjoy and thanks to our ‘loving’ partners, even this is rendered undoable. What is left to enjoy if men cannot visually feast on feminine beauty? Being single means having no one to shoot dirty looks at you for letting your eyes roam astray, leaving you to feel as happy as a hungry bunny in a field full of carrots.

4. Rampant Bed Space

Woe to the girlfriend who sleeps on the pretence of kicking her morbidly tired partner all night! Women have the most annoying habit of controlling everything in sight. They will tell you how to stand, how to move and even how to sleep! Some are paranoid enough to demarcate bed space clearly. One can regale the male population with fearful predicaments of the men who dared to bypass the meticulously set borders, but why scare you any further? Being single means that you can occupy all the bed space and sleep in peace, without having to play tug-of-war for the blanket. You can sleep with your legs on the headboard, or even roll off the edges and never have anyone to complain about it.

5. Saving Money

The biggest hassle of being in a relationship is having no control over your cash outflow. God save your soul and pocket if you have a high-maintenance partner! She’ll max out your credit card for insignificant things like her dog’s manicure, eyelash lengthening and buying the entire department store in a single visit. Not to be sexist, but the only task women perform with perfection is spending money! Men in relationships have had their pockets screeching in agony over the amounts of money spent in pampering their girlfriends. What can one do? Women proverbially hold us by the balls, crushing any hopes of freedom whatsoever. Either you lose money when you give in to her desires or you still lose your sanity if you don’t. Being single, on the other hand, reunites you with your full budget, leaving you to sing happy crooning lullabies of togetherness. With no money to lose, you can store it for future emergencies or use it for your own good.

6. Spend Time with Your Friends

To the girlfriend, a ‘boy’s night-out’ is always an out-of-bounds forage into infidelity. While she flutters her eye lashes in utter approval of her friends, no matter how skanky they might be, she’ll always hold her partner’s friends in contempt for reasons that transcend all sense. For every commonplace anomaly she will blame his friends as if they were a gang of criminals roaming around scot-free. From a leaky pipe to split ends, it seems that everything under the sun has his friends to blame. She will throw surreptitious glances when they come home to watch the game or lurk around in shady corners to catch them leading her boyfriend to infidelity. Being single means getting rid of this psychotic woman and spending some quality time with your friends. Now you can do your heart’s desire, without having to worry about a moody girlfriend waiting to pounce on you at home.


Singlehood has perks fantastic enough to make even the most committed of men reconsider their decisions. Here’s hope that the above-mentioned points drive some sense into men and let them make proper choices in life.


Credits to Yahoo! Philippines She and MensXP.com http://ph.she.yahoo.com/single-fun-091828612.html
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Honestly, those stuff listed above are the reasons why being in a relationship is fun.
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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby Hero_KENN » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:42 pm

ok nmn parehas. ang importante pag may cute u know how to pretend to be single. hahahaha. :%)) :%)) :%))

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Postby Nursejosh* » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:23 am

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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby aremica » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:50 pm

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Each one can find happiness in whatever situation they are in. If you depend on someone for that happiness, then find a partner, get married. If you are happy by yourself, then you have no work to do!



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Re: OT:BEING SINGLE IS FUN!

Postby darkmask004 » Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:56 am

For me, although laging mong sinasabi na "I'm proud to be single" but minsan iniisip mo na may something missing in your life.
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